he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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