Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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