if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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