that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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