i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Randomize
