Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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