The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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