i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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