so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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