Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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