The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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