Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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