careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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