ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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