chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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