bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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