what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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