To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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