We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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