They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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