Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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