how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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