He disabled his match.com account in front of me
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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