I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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