She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Randomize
