i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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