So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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