my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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