Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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