check it out our google latitudes are spooning
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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