He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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