think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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