god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
