Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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