We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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