Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I got inside last night via doggy door
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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