I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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