I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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