His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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