Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize