one two three fourrrrnication!
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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