You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize