I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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