I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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