Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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