youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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