if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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