Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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