I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
My vagina is very pro this idea
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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