Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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