No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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