So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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