so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
A bitchslap is in order.
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