There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It was confusing and full of hummus
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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