just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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