She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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