Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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