Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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